Old Media Sympathy Card
Headline: Transmission Terminated.
Sub-heading: With Sympathy.
Body: Dearest Old Media,
Our deepest sympathy goes out to you in these trying times. Change can be difficult and we wish you well on your next endeavor.
We shall never forget…
Your undying devotion to the same, tired concepts that eventually forced viewers elsewhere in search of fresh ideas. Your resistance to sharing online. Your establishment of the over-priced ad spot.
Because you refused to act prudently when new business models and new technologies threatened the future of your kingdom, you’ve provided us with drive, focus and a reason to exist.